[Plenty of funny sounds. All very high-pitched. Random sound of something hitting another thing. And then a squeakish GROWL.]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

I--I'm a freakin' chipmunk! A CHIPMUNK! I'm--I'm short! And small! And oh gods, I can't even use the damn keyboard right!

My fireballs are the size of a GOLFBALL!

[FUSS. GROWLING. Chitterchitter. ( Read more... )